Back button / Shift-R key – resets rift orientation
Start button / Enter – opens settings menu
A button / E Key – selects the item you are looking at. (Works on the settings menu and the girl on stage)
B button / Tab key – opens the menu for the girl
X button / C key – crouch – Sit really, as if you’re on the couch
left/right triggers – raises your respective leg, for fun
Keyboard menu commands:
0 – stop
1 – follow
2 – dance
3 – fuck
4 – suck
Once you have the girl on stage selected (dragon icon showing) you can move her around with the d-pad and open her menu with B button.
I haven’t figured out how to control the menu options with the xbox controller, so you have to use the mouse. And the mouse is a pain because it doesn’t draw on both eyes, so you have to move the cursor between your eyes to click something in the middle of your view. There are also some mouse focus issues after you select a menu item. Click anywhere except a button to clear the focus.
The lonely girl on the couch doesn’t believe in gravity.